dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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Be bold, be bold, but not too bold,
Lest that your heart’s blood should run cold.

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It’ll be like a vibrator. With needles. — Kolya talking about a particularly interesting tattoo location
typingsdrawings:

sisoula:

moniquill:

spacedyke:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

The experiment goes further than that - the KIDS of the PARENTS WHO SAW THE CREEPY DOUCHEBAG MASKED GUY
THE KIDS
FLIPPED THEIR SHIT
AT THE MASKED DUDE. BUT NOT WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING LIKE MASKED CREEPY DUDE. 
THEY FUCKING PASSED THAT INFORMATION ON TO THEIR CHILDREN

What I don’t understand is why so many people express -fear- at the fact that animals are, in some ways, possibly just as intelligent as humans (intelligence being a thing that humans invented to describe ourselves, funny that…)

I love crow now. Crow thug life. Some humans ain’t about that crow life. But I am.

On of my favourite things to do is crow watching. I’m not much for bird watching but crows and ravens? Hell yeah.
The crows around my street knew the garbage schedule. They’d have a guard crow at each garbage point so that an hour before the trucks came a group would lift the nets and get the trash and then head off to the next point on the garbage route so they could hit each spot before the humans came to clean up only coming to my street on Tuesdays and Fridays and they’d leave after the garbage was gone.
But these guard crows had a job of assessing the nets as well. They’d watch people coming and going to put their garbage out and if there was insufficient trash or the net was put down properly the crow would bail on their post and go to the next one to help fuck with the nets so everyone could get a bite to eat.

typingsdrawings:

sisoula:

moniquill:

spacedyke:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

The experiment goes further than that - the KIDS of the PARENTS WHO SAW THE CREEPY DOUCHEBAG MASKED GUY

THE KIDS

FLIPPED THEIR SHIT

AT THE MASKED DUDE. BUT NOT WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING LIKE MASKED CREEPY DUDE. 

THEY FUCKING PASSED THAT INFORMATION ON TO THEIR CHILDREN

What I don’t understand is why so many people express -fear- at the fact that animals are, in some ways, possibly just as intelligent as humans (intelligence being a thing that humans invented to describe ourselves, funny that…)

I love crow now. Crow thug life. Some humans ain’t about that crow life. But I am.

On of my favourite things to do is crow watching. I’m not much for bird watching but crows and ravens? Hell yeah.

The crows around my street knew the garbage schedule. They’d have a guard crow at each garbage point so that an hour before the trucks came a group would lift the nets and get the trash and then head off to the next point on the garbage route so they could hit each spot before the humans came to clean up only coming to my street on Tuesdays and Fridays and they’d leave after the garbage was gone.

But these guard crows had a job of assessing the nets as well. They’d watch people coming and going to put their garbage out and if there was insufficient trash or the net was put down properly the crow would bail on their post and go to the next one to help fuck with the nets so everyone could get a bite to eat.

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iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

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xbox-one-official:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

oh my god i saw this earlier and didn’t realize what had happened i thought people were just mad since the y axis didn’t start at 0 but wow reuters what the fuck

xbox-one-official:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

oh my god i saw this earlier and didn’t realize what had happened i thought people were just mad since the y axis didn’t start at 0 but wow reuters what the fuck

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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