dredsina:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

theyre trying to get all the green dots off the little fella

dredsina:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

theyre trying to get all the green dots off the little fella

(via creepturtle)

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

(via onlysaneman)

runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

(via thatonedumbredhead)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via mybygonevexations)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via mybygonevexations)

(via lornem)

dixie-wolf:

There is the biggest wolf spider I have ever seen in my life in my bathtub right now and I think it’s dead but I’m not 100% positive and I don’t want to find out someone come kill it.

Pay Heather to investigate. Record said investigation incase it does, infact, turn out to be alive. Post the results for science.

I am not a bed. 
But you are too cute to move. 
You win this round,  cat

I am not a bed.
But you are too cute to move.
You win this round, cat

Cats are just bread and liquid. — Kolya, out of context

I’m still alive. Just overwhelmingly busy these past few days