randomrumiel:

I don’t care how much you like cereal there’s a limit as to how much you should like them and this woman has passed that limit by a mile

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are we sure that’s milk?

(via quadruples)

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Is it too much to ask

for some highbrow porn? Maybe something even educational.

Like people having sex and explaining how Xeno’s Paradox would make orgasm impossible. 

Or someone stripping behind a curtain, and explaining Schrodinger’s Cat, with a different kind of kitty in multiple wave states. 

I think there’s a huge market for this. 

TMI vague musings

kinovore replied to your post: The ending to season two of Buffy is goddamn…

What a pussy.

you are what you eat

creepykiddd:

her tits are ghosts

(via crabkiddd)

  • Corey: I'm discussing lube with a friend, i'm not entirely sure why
  • Corey : and they had never heard of the brand i use
  • Corey : so i google and the little 'shopping' bar under google has it listed for gallons
  • Corey : and i'm just
  • Corey : what
  • Kari: .................
  • Corey : well, single gallons
  • Corey : not like five gallon drums
  • Corey : ..and my friends comment is 'some people just wnat to fuck king tut'
  • Kari: wait WHAT
  • Corey : OH GOD I JUST REALIZED THE MORE PROBABLE ANSWER IS OLD PEOPLE SEX

cougardraven replied to your post: cougardraven replied to your post: I’m going to go…

Only you would turn a bit of sarcasm into an honest-to-god debate about condoms. (And there’s really no debate here, I agree with you pretty much on everything.)

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cougardraven replied to your post: I’m going to go visit qa for several days next…

What help would you like? I’d think you’d bring the Magnums with you.

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